he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
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I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
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That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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