3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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