so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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