Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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