No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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