i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
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Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
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Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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