Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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