I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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