Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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