Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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