please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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