I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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