And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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