Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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