Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
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do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
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It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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