Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
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Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
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He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
How does it feel to date your dad?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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