You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
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