i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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