It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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