are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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