just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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