He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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