Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
you made out with another girl for some wings
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
