And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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