no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
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He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
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I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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