Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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