You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
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At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
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My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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