don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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