I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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