Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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