Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
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you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
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C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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