Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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