i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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