I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
You can't motorboat a personality
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
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I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
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Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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