BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
