i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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