let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
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I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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