i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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