If i could tip my vagina, i would.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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