Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
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Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
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He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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