I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I have post one night stand depression
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