if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
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Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
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Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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