We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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