Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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