you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
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Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
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dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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