spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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