gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
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I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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