Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
