I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
But theres a keg here and me gusta
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
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I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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