If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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