I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
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I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
So much rum. So many feels.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
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It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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