What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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