Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
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We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
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You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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