I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
