The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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