update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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