every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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