I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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