:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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